Here's the inaugural edition:
Dear Agony Bear,
My boyfriend wants to move in with me, but I'm not sure I'm ready. I love him and want to be with him, but I like my own space. What would you do?
-Unsure
Dear Unsure,
Sharing a cave, den or one bedroom apartment is a big step for anyone. If you think it's too soon, then you're probably right. However, maybe there's a larger issue at hand. It sounds like your partner wants to take it to the next level and is hoping for a similar commitment from you. Maybe there are other ways you can show your commitment, like--
Oh wait, me sorry, just saw you wrote "what would you do?" Me would maul your boyfriend, play with lifeless corpse like a beach ball, then eat him, then eat you, because ME A BEAR.
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